Dear diary, Arrived at the fabulous Mayan Theater to see everyone waiting in line for my Valentine's Day party! (Well, some did come for the wresting.)
So excited to eat at my favorite restaurant. It's delicious, uber-hip and has an amazing view of the sidewalk. (The chef's a Pinterest DIY-er, for sure.)
This mysterious guy pulls up in a hot ride with a cool look. He must be French. (I think he noticed me!)
I flashed my Mary Kay VIP card and was whisked away backstage! The girls were so happy that I brought samples. (Whew!)
Señor Potty Mouth has got nothing more to say.
#notinyourlifemr #keepdreamin
Rita D’Albert is a total doll. I heard that she escaped from a Disney movie and lived in a forest before co-founding Lucha VaVoom. Crazy!
The show was one big romance novel filled with danger, excitement and lots of surprises. (Take that Fabio and don't forget the tip!)
I met a cute couple who were celebrating their 50th anniversary. I heard him whisper, "Honey, does my breath smell like Schnitzel?"
#somebodysparents #loveisperfect
Wild performances blurred the line between fantasy and reality. I'm pretty sure this one was about a bike that got stolen. I hope they find it.
These little chickens should stick to the road. Crossing the stage seems much more dangerous!
I think that French guy had an accident. What a way to kill the mystery... 🙁
#cleanuponislefive #itspuddingtime
“You got to tell me brave captain, why are the wicked so strong, how do the angels get to sleep, when the devil leaves the porchlight on.” ~Tom Waits
Totally forgot about the food when I got caught by the local man meat!
(Did I say that? I must be tipsy.)
It wouldn't be a party without a little spice, and this hot tamale had plenty! Happy Valentine's Day to me! (Great shoes BTW.)
Was I afraid that my tongue would stick to this pole-dancer? Yes. But that wouldn't have been such a bad thing. Love is everywhere!
Editor’s Note: After the show, Rula was last seen piling into a vintage lowrider with dancers and wrestlers, wildly shouting something about driving to Tijuana. Though she has yet to return from her road trip, an anonymous source did provide us with torn pages from her diary, which held some interesting tidbits concerning Valentine’s Day at the Mayan Theater. Rula’s insightful, yet cryptic notes were instrumental in reconstructing a semi-accurate depiction of the evening’s festivities. Among her many entries, Rula mentions “…at 15 years strong, Lucha VaVoom is a one-of-a-kind experience that continues to produce amazing sold-out events, showcasing talented performers, and attracting a loyal fan base.” Though the final diary entry was cut mid-sentence (and doused in a fiery Mexican salsa), we can confirm there were immense feelings of gratitude towards everyone at Lucha VaVoom for an enchanting experience.
